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Regular naps prevent old age; especially if you take them while driving.Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a refereeMarriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried but they wanted cashA child's greatest period of growth is the month after you have purchased new school uniformsDon't feel bad. A lot of people have no talentYou can't buy love. . But you pay heavily for itTrue friends stab you in the frontForgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me.Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.My wife and I always compromise. I admit I âm wrong and she agrees with me.Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job, he still ends up with the same boss.They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books
